When you hear this song blaring from my studio...
Kristie: I'm drinking sangria at work and I already feel buzzed!
Me: Wait, didn't you have a colonic cleanse this morning? Is it a good idea to be drinking?
Kristie: Well...it's fruit!
Me: Ah, good point! Carry on then.
Solo encontraras dolor viviendo en el pasado.– Luego de una discusión repetida (via luiseduardo)
I want to work for Mashable →
Former PowerDigger Michael Wong trying to make life click after Digg.
Strategic PR Conversations in the Office
Me: EWE I have to wear khaki pants to CES!
Rena: EWE! Do you even own khaki pants?!
Me: One pair, they are from high school, back when they were still in style.
Me: Yeah, they fit a little differently than they did back then....
listening to "Moon River - Henry Mancini" →
Perfect song on a rainy, cold day in San Francisco. Makes me warm inside
Mommy parties on Twitter →
organized with hashtags
Those who look for beauty, find it.– Unknown
I can’t settle down because I’m interested in too many things.– (via catskills)
The combined weight of ants in the Brazilian Amazon is thought to be four times...– Super-Ant Taking Over Europe | LiveScience via Harper’s Weekly Review (via dalasverdugo) I’ll be back in Brazil in about two weeks. This sums up why you hear me scream about once every hour from there.
Those who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, usually do– Unknown (via kari-shma)
Disney in boob-flashing row over Jack Sparrow →
Four actors who play Pirates Of The Caribbean character Jack Sparrow at Disneyland have been sacked after female fans kept flashing their breasts at them.
Death Metal Puppy
A Letter to my Bank
via Bits & Pieces by Jonco on 12/11/08 Dear Sirs, In view of what seems to be happening internationally with banks at the moment, I was wondering if you could advise me correctly… If one of my checks is returned marked ‘insufficient funds,’ how do I know whether that refers to me, or to you?
Fashion is not something that exists in dresses only. Fashion is in the sky, in...– Coco Chanel
Off the hook! Bra Talk
Andy: The Butterfly Bra - Sizes 38D-44DDD ?!?!
Me: 44DDD?! That's like the size of Andy, right there. You could fit into that size bra - your WHOLE you
Andy: that's.....almost worth purchasing and trying
Me: don't tempt me